Code Groups

Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called
‘Saints’
But now they are called.
‘IT/ ITES professionals’
***************************************************************** An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:
‘ If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has
fallen
off’
Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many ************************************************************************
*** Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the
company..! ************************************************************************
* What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
and
Just few hours left for your exams..! ************************************************************************
*** Someone has rightly said, ‘A fool can ask More questions that a wise man
cannot answer’
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..! ************************************************************************
**** Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I
ever loved.!’
Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..! ************************************************************************
**** After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ‘ WE
do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the ‘door..!’ ************************************************************************
*** A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee…
….. Leave them to us ************************************************************************
**** ? Infosys main vacancy thi.?

Min Req B.E. in Computer Sci., Thruogh out 75%, 8 Yrs Exp. etc etc?

Ek 12 fail sardaar interview dene

Sardaar Bola :- “Mainu pata hai Khoti!!!!!!! Ye hi to batane aaya hoon ki mera wait mat karna. Recruit kar lena jise bhi karna hai”

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1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client ? is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; They’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly…

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

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